Items Available At The Socratic Grocery And Deli

The Unbearable Lightness of Bean Salad

Bertrand Russell potatoes

Ecce Homogenized Milk

The Critique of Pure Raisins

The Communist Antipasto

Husserloin Steaks

Deep-Freud Chicken

Foucault Cuts

Fear and Tremblinguine

John Stuart Milanese

Salade Nietzsçhoise

Henry David Thoromaine lettuce

Sir Roger Bacon

Hemlock

from McSWeeney's Lists

Philosopher Finishing Moves (from McSweeney's)

The Aristhrottle

The Wittgenspine Buster

The Figure Four Ankle Locke

The Reverse Spinning Kickegaard

The Top Rope Over-the-Shoulder Thoreau

The Pulling Down of the Lyotard

The Feuerback Breaker

The Unemployment Clothes Line


BY PRAVASAN PILLAY

Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ (from McSweeney's)

Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ.

BY CARA JENNISON AND ANDREW SUTHERLAND

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"Dad damn you."

"Holy Mom, mother of me."

"Dad."

"Myself almighty."

"Good me."

"Me, Mom, and Mom's husband ..."

"Me."

Star Wars: Clone Wars: Vols. 1 & 2 (2003)

These (and not the current debacle of the same name) were originally on Cartoon Network from 2003 to 2005 and were created by Samurai Jack alum Genndy Tartakovsky. I believe that these two short (each volume is a little over an hour in length) volumes were far better stories than the first two prequels and the middle of Revenge of the Sith. They are how the Star Wars Universe should have been portrayed.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Good but not great. It was a fascinating story to watch (except the part in Russia seemed oddly out of place) and I think that, in the end, the film knew exactly which heartstrings to pull. I, of course, cried at the end but not because of emotional involvement with the characters.

JCVD

The Muscles from Brussels actually made a pretty good film here. He makes fun of himself just enough and definitely understands that being a star really means nothing in the ontological sense. This is good film and I do recommend it.

Martin Heidegger and Rudolf Bultmann

The intellectual weight of these two scholarly giants in one room!

The Wrestler

Aronofsky has a way with films. Dark, depressing films that is. You find yourself rooting for his tragic characters (Requiem for a Dream) who will usually never find happiness or redemption. If you add Mickey Rourke's outstanding performance, then you have a film like The Wrestler. There is a scene in which Rourke's character climbs to the top rope and stands victorious with lights shining behind him, it is the most moving shot in the entire film. It is ultimately a Pyrrhic victory, though.

The Reader

Wow. OK, so I don't really know where to begin with this film. I came into this film thinking that it took place during World War II and so I was very thrown off to begin with. But then, the film takes an incredible turn and I was unable to take my eyes off of Kate Winslet's character. The film is ultimately heartbreaking.

The Young Riders

This was a fantastic show from my childhood that I was able to get through Netflix. You'll also notice that it includes a very young Josh Brolin and Stephen Baldwin!