Unfortunately the Indiana Jones of my youth (the hard-nosed and spry Jones of Raiders of the Lost Ark) has been (see South Park's accurate but obscene take on the most recent Jones film for verb) by George Lucas. Once again, the man who gave us the original Star Wars trilogy only to sour the entire series of films by making tween-friendly prequels has done it again with this film. Right from the outset, this film is loaded with cliches and Jones seems to be only able to spout catchphrases and one-liners. Cate Blanchett does a very unconvincing Russian as her British accent comes through again and again. Harrison Ford's Jones continually reminded me of a senile grandfather that somehow wandered onto the sets of old King Kong films. I felt more sorry for him than anything, like I should talk to him in a soothing voice only to have him yell "What?" as he turned up his hearing aid.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crytal Skull
Unfortunately the Indiana Jones of my youth (the hard-nosed and spry Jones of Raiders of the Lost Ark) has been (see South Park's accurate but obscene take on the most recent Jones film for verb) by George Lucas. Once again, the man who gave us the original Star Wars trilogy only to sour the entire series of films by making tween-friendly prequels has done it again with this film. Right from the outset, this film is loaded with cliches and Jones seems to be only able to spout catchphrases and one-liners. Cate Blanchett does a very unconvincing Russian as her British accent comes through again and again. Harrison Ford's Jones continually reminded me of a senile grandfather that somehow wandered onto the sets of old King Kong films. I felt more sorry for him than anything, like I should talk to him in a soothing voice only to have him yell "What?" as he turned up his hearing aid.
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